Blonde Year Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels: DUH! .....those bottles won't fit in a typewriter!!

March - Got really excited---finished jigsaw puzzle in just 6 months (box said "2-4 years!").

April - Trapped on escalator for hours---power went out!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid; but 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!

June - Tried to go water skiing, but couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition; learned later that other swimmers cheated-- they used their arms!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm; the car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"---isn't it??

October - Hate M & M's; they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. The instructions said "1 hour per pound," and I weigh 108.

December - Couldn't call 911.....DUH!.....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!